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noerzzz's Medals

Total Medals Earned: 12 (From 3 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 180 Points

Relive Your Life

Dreamin' with Morgan Freeman Unlocked 6/9/17
10 Points
Yogurt.
Dressing in Drag Unlocked 6/9/17
10 Points
Rambo is quite the prankster!
100 MPH Spank! 10 Points Whoops! I hope you like wrinkles!
30 Rock Date 10 Points TFey and ABee come 2 save the Dee!
Big Mouth 10 Points Because bragging gets you nowhere.
Blind Runner 10 Points Daredevil ain't got nothin' on you.
Daytime TV Trio! 10 Points Oprah, Ellen, and Maury!? You lucky sonovagun!
Dead Mutant Baby 10 Points Death snagged you so young!
Extra! Extra! 10 Points Check out any of the external links
FYI YOU'RE A SPY 10 Points Backstabbing yourself, low blow man.
Hellfire Injection 10 Points Time paid life's bill.
Hide 'n Seek 10 Points He hid for two hours you selfish jerk!
HomeRun! 10 Points Obeezy likes basketball, whoda thunk it?
Human Appliance 10 Points Science is bad, M'kay?
I ain't sayin' you a golddigger. 10 Points But you ain't messing with no broke.. nibroke ;)
Love at First Fight 10 Points Your sister figures out love the hard way.
Mee-Yow! 10 Points A WILD CatFight ensues!
Meet Joe Black 10 Points This was hilarious to animate :)
Mutually Assured Destruction 10 Points Everything dies and it's all your fault.
My Hero. 10 Points No dead bunnies or kittens... for now.
Nice Save! 10 Points Obviously she's a keeper!
Puppy Love 10 Points Like OMG, Totes jelly.
Self Consumed Donut 10 Points Keep Rollin Rollin Rollin Rollin WHAT
Shoop Da Whoop! 10 Points Imma firin mah lazor!!!
Tails Never Fails 10 Points A classic for bidding!
The Amazing Quadrupede! 10 Points You're a flying transgender mutant! SUCCESS!!!!!
The Dr. Phil Tango 10 Points You pissed off Dr. Phil. Gj bro.
The Man Who Owns Time 10 Points "Dr. Who" They name you, "His life, so bizarre."
The Naked Mile 10 Points If I weren't legally obliged, I'd go nude too.
Ultimate Velocity Five! 10 Points You become Saint Awesome!
GODLIKE! 100 Points You shake hands with the Almighty himself!
Lives Worth Living! 100 Points You found all 29 different endings!

Medals Earned: 2/32 (20/500 points)

Ridiculous Text Adventures

How stupid are you? Unlocked 3/15/17
5 Points
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
Suicide Unlocked 2/20/17
5 Points
You monster.
That was smart Unlocked 3/15/17
5 Points
What you should have done is really obvious.
Your pants are on fire Unlocked 2/20/17
5 Points
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
AI never gives up Unlocked 2/20/17
25 Points
You found a stalker!
Undiscovered, but also working as a toilet cleaner Unlocked 3/15/17
25 Points
Good luck with your new career.
You are a murderer Unlocked 3/15/17
25 Points
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
You are the chair Unlocked 2/20/17
50 Points
And you should be damn proud.
Nailed the interview 50 Points You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
The only kind of emotional ending in the entire game 100 Points ...
You made a deal! 100 Points I hope you chose the money.

Medals Earned: 8/11 (145/395 points)

Super Dangerous Dungeons

Grass Treasure Unlocked 5/10/17
5 Points
Complete the Grass Dungeon!
Water Treasure Unlocked 4/21/17
10 Points
Complete the Water Dungeon!
Grass Speedrunner 5 Points Complete the Grass Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Hall of Challenges 5 Points Reach the Hall of Challenges!
Master of Grass 5 Points Complete the Grass Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Master of Water 10 Points Complete the Water Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Water Speedrunner 10 Points Complete the Water Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Fire Speedrunner 25 Points Complete the Fire Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Fire Treasure 25 Points Complete the Fire Dungeon!
Gold Speedrunner 25 Points Complete the Golden Dungeon in Time Trial mode!
Master of Fire 25 Points Complete the Fire Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Secret of Fire 25 Points Completed the secret level of Fire Dungeon!
Secret of Gold 25 Points Completed the secret level of Golden Dungeon!
Secret of Grass 25 Points Complete the secret level of Grass Dungeon!
Secret of Water 25 Points Complete the secret level of Water Dungeon!
Marathon Runner 50 Points Complete Time Trial mode for the entire game!
Master of Gold 50 Points Complete the Golden Dungeon with 3 or less deaths!
Treasure Hunter 50 Points Complete the Golden Dungeon!
Dungeon Master 100 Points Complete the Time Trial mode for entire game with 10 or less deaths!

Medals Earned: 2/19 (15/500 points)